1. whorecrux-harry:

    "Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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  3. blankbabe:

    we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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  4. moltres:

    overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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  5. kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

    kirbomatic:

    happy earth day friends

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  6. olerex:

    bitch i will connecticut u

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  7. M2spookykat:

    “what are you doing today”

    nothing really

    “ok great so you can help me with this-“

    no no no

    you misunderstand

    i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

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  8. hamburgurl:

    I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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  9. dggeoff:

    ibeggedformercytwice:

    ibeggedformercytwice:

    My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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    Oh bother.

    im deleting this fucking website

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  10. steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

    steve-spaghetti:

    renirabbit:

    pizzalecki:

    pkmnbreederbrianna:

    togamijail:

    chandra75:

    im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

    socially-awkward-supervillian:

    Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

    jesus that is good to know.

    Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

    REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

    my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

    Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

    So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

    So what’d they do?
    They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


    The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

    AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

    this post just got so much better

    THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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